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1."Hey, quick question — if I put my phone in the microwave for exactly 7 seconds, will it charge faster or will I finally meet the raccoon that’s been texting me in my dreams?" 2."Do you think clouds ever look down at us and say, ‘Wow, that one looks like an idiot’?" 3."If I glue a slice of cheese to my driver’s license, does that make me legally a snack?" 4."Not to be dramatic, but I think my fridge is gaslighting me. The light flickers every time I open it like it’s judging my life choices." 5."I can’t come to brunch, I’m busy alphabetizing my emotional baggage by ex-boyfriend." 6."Just realized my sexuality is basically ‘yes’ but with better interior design skills." 7."If my soulmate isn’t currently lost in an IKEA, crying in the lighting section, then I don’t want them." 8."My love language is aggressively rearranging your furniture while you’re in the shower." 9."I’m not saying I’d fake my own disappearance for attention, but I am saying I’d do it in a sequined cape." 10."If we date, just know I will absolutely challenge you to a lip-sync battle at your grandmother’s funeral."



















